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Clit Commander Vigina Funny Festive Ugly Christmas Sweater
$38.95
Statement Ugly Sweater – Printed Just for You
Show up to the holiday party in something people will actually talk about. This AOP 3D ugly sweater pairs a bold textured knit look with a vibrant all-over print and a cozy, relaxed fit.
Design Details
The Clit Commander Vigina Funny Festive Ugly Christmas Sweater brings provocative humor and bold colors to festive holiday fashion. Featuring a striking pink, black, and white color scheme, this sweater showcases oversized “CLIT COMMANDER” lettering and a prominent pink emblem-inspired graphic across the front. The back repeats the central graphic for a coordinated two-sided design, while smaller matching motifs decorate the sleeves. Traditional ugly Christmas sweater elements, including pixel-style hearts, snowflakes, zigzag borders, and geometric knit-inspired patterns, create a playful contrast with the cheeky graphic. Bright pink ribbed cuffs, a matching hem, and a contrasting neckline complete the eye-catching design, making this sweater a distinctive choice for adults who enjoy irreverent humor and unconventional seasonal apparel.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 Colors That Pop – 3D full printing technology delivers bold, true-to-design color with no blur and no cracking.
- 🧵 Textured Knit Feel – A thick, stretchy fabric with real texture and warmth.
- 👕 Cozy, Not Bulky – A relaxed slim cut that looks sharp and feels comfortable.
- 🎁 Great Gift Idea – A fun, cozy present for friends and family.
Size Guide (S–3XL)
- Chest: lay a shirt that fits you flat, measure armpit to armpit and double it and compare with the Bust column below.
- Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit. Unisex cut – most women go one size down.
- Not sure? Message us your height & weight and we’ll pick the size for you.
Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–3XL)
| Size | Length | Bust | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 37.79 in (96 cm) | 16.53 in (42 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| S | 27.16 in (69 cm) | 40.94 in (104 cm) | 17.71 in (45 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| M | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 18.89 in (48 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| L | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 19.68 in (50 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| XL | 30.31 in (77 cm) | 51.96 in (132 cm) | 20.86 in (53 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 2XL | 30.7 in (78 cm) | 55.11 in (140 cm) | 22.04 in (56 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 3XL | 31.49 in (80 cm) | 59.05 in (150 cm) | 23.22 in (59 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.
Shipping
- 🏭 Production: 2–5 business days
- 📦 Shipping: 12–15 business days
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