{"product_id":"dark-souls-tis-but-a-scratch-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Dark Souls Tis But A Scratch Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;margin:22px 0 8px\"\u003eTextured Knit-Style Sweater – Vibrant All-Over Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy, loud and made for the season. A vibrant all-over printed sweater with a textured feel that’s easy to pair with your favorite jeans for an everyday winter look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;margin:22px 0 8px\"\u003eAbout This Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring legendary gaming humor to your holiday wardrobe with the \u003cstrong\u003eDark Souls Tis But A Scratch Ugly Christmas Sweater\u003c\/strong\u003e. Inspired by the iconic medieval fantasy world of Dark Souls and the unforgettable “Tis But A Scratch” battle quote, this black Christmas sweater features a humorous illustration of an armored knight with a dramatic red wound across his chest. Beneath the character, bold yellow pixel-style lettering displays “TIS BUT A SCRATCH,” creating a playful tribute to classic gaming humor. Two oversized golden snowflakes frame the central artwork, while the surrounding knitted patterns feature miniature white rabbits, golden crowns, Christmas trees, armored knights, swords, and colorful geometric borders. The black background provides a striking contrast for the green, red, yellow, and white festive details. Finished with dark gray ribbed cuffs, neckline, and hem, this sweater combines medieval fantasy aesthetics with traditional ugly Christmas sweater styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;margin:22px 0 8px\"\u003eWhat Makes It Special\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePersonalized, No MOQ\u003c\/strong\u003e – Each sweater is individually printed, so you can order just one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eTextured Knit Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – A thick, stretchy fabric with real texture and warmth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e – A wide size range so everyone can find their fit. 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