{"product_id":"good-puy-vagina-pixel-funny-christmas-ugly-sweater","title":"Good Puy Vagina Pixel Funny Christmas Ugly Sweater","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;margin:22px 0 8px\"\u003eAOP 3D Ugly Sweater – Made to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for a gift that gets a laugh \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e gets worn? This festive all-over print sweater is a great pick for friends and family this autumn and winter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;margin:22px 0 8px\"\u003eAbout This Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003eGood Puy Vagina Pixel Funny Christmas Ugly Sweater\u003c\/strong\u003e features a bold, cheeky pixel-art design with a playful adult-humor twist. Its cream, brown, and pink color palette is paired with traditional ugly Christmas sweater details, including snowflake accents, geometric patterns, and dark ribbed trim. The oversized central graphic creates an eye-catching look that stands out at holiday parties, Christmas gatherings, and funny gift exchanges. Designed for adults who enjoy irreverent humor and unconventional festive fashion, this sweater combines a retro pixelated aesthetic with a classic seasonal knitwear style. It is a conversation-starting choice for anyone looking to add something unexpected to their Christmas wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;margin:22px 0 8px\"\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003e100 DPI All-Over Print\u003c\/strong\u003e – Vivid, detailed artwork across the whole sweater, firmly printed and built to last.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eCozy Without the Bulk\u003c\/strong\u003e – Warm textured fabric that stays comfortable through the cold season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e – A wide size range so everyone can find their fit. See the size chart below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eGreat Gift Idea\u003c\/strong\u003e – A fun, cozy present for friends and family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; line-height:1.4; }\n  .pc-card *, .pc-card *::before, .pc-card *::after { box-sizing:border-box; }\n  .pc-title { margin:0 0 16px; font-size:1.1em; font-weight:700; }\n  .pc-grid { display:grid; grid-template-columns:repeat(6, 1fr); gap:22px 8px; justify-items:center; margin:0 0 4px; }\n  .pc-swatch { display:flex; flex-direction:column; align-items:center; width:100%; max-width:78px; text-align:center; }\n  .pc-swatch svg { display:block; margin-bottom:8px; filter:drop-shadow(0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.25)); }\n  .pc-swatch span { font-size:0.76em; font-weight:700; letter-spacing:0.02em; text-transform:uppercase; }\n  .pc-style { margin-top:18px; border-top:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); padding-top:12px; }\n  .pc-style summary { cursor:pointer; font-weight:700; font-size:1em; list-style:none; }\n  .pc-style summary::-webkit-details-marker { display:none; }\n  .pc-style summary::before { content:\"\\25B8\"; display:inline-block; width:1em; transition:transform .15s ease; font-size:0.8em; }\n  .pc-style[open] summary::before { transform:rotate(90deg); }\n  .pc-style .pc-tw { overflow-x:auto; margin-top:10px; }\n  .pc-style table { width:100%; min-width:280px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:0.88em; }\n  .pc-style th, .pc-style td { padding:7px 10px; text-align:left; white-space:nowrap; border-bottom:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 12%, transparent); }\n  .pc-style th { font-weight:600; opacity:0.65; }\n  @media (max-width:480px) {\n    .pc-grid { grid-template-columns:repeat(3, 1fr); gap:16px 6px; }\n    .pc-swatch svg { width:44px; height:44px; }\n    .pc-style table { font-size:0.82em; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"pc-title\" style=\"margin-top:18px;font-size:1em\"\u003eSize Guide (S–3XL)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0;padding-left:20px;line-height:1.6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChest:\u003c\/strong\u003e lay a shirt that fits you flat, measure armpit to armpit and double it and compare with the \u003cem\u003eBust\u003c\/em\u003e column below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBetween sizes?\u003c\/strong\u003e Size up for a relaxed fit. 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