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I Have Opinions About Things by Good-Looking Corpse

I Have Opinions About Things by Good-Looking Corpse Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Unique Graphic Wear โ€” DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we canโ€™t either. Soft Gildanยฎ cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. Youโ€™re welcome.

๐Ÿ“ธ The photo features a T-Shirt, but youโ€™re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

The Good Stuff

  • ๐ŸŽจ Zero Compromise โ€” Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ€” the design isnโ€™t going anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿงต Buttery Soft Fabric โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ€” safe on your skin.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Designed for Real Life โ€” Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sustainably Sourced โ€” US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric โ€” responsible at every step.

Fabric Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ€“6 oz) โ€” breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ€” pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Pick Your Color & Size

Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Returns

  • โœ… Production Time: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ US Delivery: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก US Rush Option: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ Rest of World: 1โ€“2 weeks.

Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโ€™t available, but reach out if you need any help โ€” weโ€™ve got you.

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