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Jeffrey Dahmer I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast Knitted Christmas Ugly Sweater
$38.95
Holiday-Ready Sweater – Warm, Stretchy & Fun
Cold weather, warm vibes. A thick, textured, stretchy sweater with an eye-catching print that stays bright and sharp – perfect for parties, family dinners and cozy nights in.
The Story Behind the Design
Make a bold statement this holiday season with the Jeffrey Dahmer I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast Knitted Christmas Ugly Sweater. Featuring a large illustrated portrait of Jeffrey Dahmer wearing an orange outfit, this eye-catching design combines dark humor with a traditional Christmas sweater aesthetic. The slogan “I Eat Guys Like You” appears above the portrait, while “For Breakfast” completes the phrase below. A teal, black, white, and orange color palette gives the sweater a distinctive look, complemented by rows of snowflakes, reindeer silhouettes, geometric knit-inspired patterns, and decorative borders. Contrasting orange ribbed cuffs, collar, and hem tie the design together. The combination of provocative pop culture imagery and familiar holiday motifs creates an unconventional sweater for anyone looking for something different from traditional Christmas clothing.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 3D Full Print – All-over print with bright, highly accurate colors. Firm print that doesn’t blur or crack.
- 🧵 Made for Winter – Thick, warm and stretchy, ideal for autumn and winter days.
- 👕 Cozy, Not Bulky – A relaxed slim cut that looks sharp and feels comfortable.
- 🎁 Great Gift Idea – A fun, cozy present for friends and family.
Size Guide (S–3XL)
- Chest: lay a shirt that fits you flat, measure armpit to armpit and double it and compare with the Bust column below.
- Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit. Unisex cut – most women go one size down.
- Not sure? Message us your height & weight and we’ll pick the size for you.
Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–3XL)
| Size | Length | Bust | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 37.79 in (96 cm) | 16.53 in (42 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| S | 27.16 in (69 cm) | 40.94 in (104 cm) | 17.71 in (45 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| M | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 18.89 in (48 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| L | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 19.68 in (50 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| XL | 30.31 in (77 cm) | 51.96 in (132 cm) | 20.86 in (53 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 2XL | 30.7 in (78 cm) | 55.11 in (140 cm) | 22.04 in (56 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 3XL | 31.49 in (80 cm) | 59.05 in (150 cm) | 23.22 in (59 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.
Shipping
- 🏭 Production: 2–5 business days
- 📦 Shipping: 12–15 business days
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