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Jeffrey Dahmer I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast Ugly Christmas Sweater
$38.95
Custom All-Over Print Sweater – Cold-Season Comfort
Winter gatherings, festive events, ugly sweater contests – this one is ready for all of them. Thick textured fabric, bright all-over print and warm comfort without the bulk.
About This Design
Add dark humor and bold holiday style to your seasonal wardrobe with the Jeffrey Dahmer I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast Ugly Christmas Sweater. This attention-grabbing design features a portrait of Jeffrey Dahmer surrounded by a classic red, black, white, and yellow Christmas pattern. The humorous slogan, “I Eat Guys Like You for Breakfast,” appears above and below the central portrait, creating a striking parody of traditional festive sweaters. Reindeer, snowflakes, Christmas trees, bells, and geometric knit-inspired borders complete the design, while the black sleeves and ribbed cuffs provide contrast against the bright red body. Featuring recognizable true-crime pop culture imagery and deliberately provocative humor, this sweater offers an unconventional alternative to ordinary Christmas apparel.
Why You’ll Love It
- 🎨 100 DPI All-Over Print – Vivid, detailed artwork across the whole sweater, firmly printed and built to last.
- 🧵 Warm & Stretchy – Thick, textured fabric that moves with you and keeps the chill out.
- 👕 Relaxed Slim Style – A comfortable fit that’s cozy without being bulky.
- 🎁 Great Gift Idea – A fun, cozy present for friends and family.
Size Guide (S–3XL)
- Chest: lay a shirt that fits you flat, measure armpit to armpit and double it and compare with the Bust column below.
- Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit. Unisex cut – most women go one size down.
- Not sure? Message us your height & weight and we’ll pick the size for you.
Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–3XL)
| Size | Length | Bust | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 37.79 in (96 cm) | 16.53 in (42 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| S | 27.16 in (69 cm) | 40.94 in (104 cm) | 17.71 in (45 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| M | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 18.89 in (48 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| L | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 19.68 in (50 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| XL | 30.31 in (77 cm) | 51.96 in (132 cm) | 20.86 in (53 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 2XL | 30.7 in (78 cm) | 55.11 in (140 cm) | 22.04 in (56 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 3XL | 31.49 in (80 cm) | 59.05 in (150 cm) | 23.22 in (59 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.
Shipping
- 🏭 Production: 2–5 business days
- 📦 Shipping: 12–15 business days
Every piece is made to order just for you. Any issue with your order? Just message us.
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