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Metallica Metal Up Your Xmass Funny Toilet Candy Crane Ugly Christmas Sweater Holiday Gift
$38.95
Holiday-Ready Sweater – Warm, Stretchy & Fun
Every piece is personalized and made just for you. A bold all-over print on a warm textured sweater – relaxed, comfortable and impossible to miss.
About This Design
More than just a novelty item, the Metallica Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater is a unique holiday gift that combines music culture, humor, and holiday cheer. Its vibrant graphics, detailed stitching, and comfortable fit make it perfect for winter outfits, themed parties, or gift exchanges. Pair it with jeans, boots, or cozy accessories to complete a fun and energetic seasonal look. Celebrate Christmas with a blend of metal spirit and playful mischief—this sweater brings the perfect mix of humor, style, and festive personality to your 2025 holiday season.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 Colors That Pop – 3D full printing technology delivers bold, true-to-design color with no blur and no cracking.
- 🧵 Thick Textured Fabric – Warm and stretchy with a knit-style texture that feels cozy on cold days.
- 👕 Stretchy Comfort – Room to move, layer and celebrate all night long.
- 🎁 Autumn & Winter Favorite – Ideal for the cold seasons and every festive occasion.
Size Guide (S–3XL)
- Chest: lay a shirt that fits you flat, measure armpit to armpit and double it and compare with the Bust column below.
- Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit. Unisex cut – most women go one size down.
- Not sure? Message us your height & weight and we’ll pick the size for you.
Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–3XL)
| Size | Length | Bust | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 37.79 in (96 cm) | 16.53 in (42 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| S | 27.16 in (69 cm) | 40.94 in (104 cm) | 17.71 in (45 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| M | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 18.89 in (48 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| L | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 19.68 in (50 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| XL | 30.31 in (77 cm) | 51.96 in (132 cm) | 20.86 in (53 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 2XL | 30.7 in (78 cm) | 55.11 in (140 cm) | 22.04 in (56 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 3XL | 31.49 in (80 cm) | 59.05 in (150 cm) | 23.22 in (59 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.
Shipping
- 🏭 Production: 2–5 business days
- 📦 Shipping: 12–15 business days
Every piece is made to order just for you. Any issue with your order? Just message us.
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