{"product_id":"please-take-my-wife-not-my-wiener-funny-dachshund-by-stronzi","title":"Please Take My Wife Not My Wiener Funny Dachshund T-Shirts, Hoodie, Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:1.4em;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 10px 0\"\u003e👑 Please Take My Wife Not My Wiener Funny Dachshund by Stronzi\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your wardrobe with this premium clothing. Celebrates clothing with a design that stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e📋 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial (T-Shirts):\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial (Hoodies \u0026amp; Sweatshirts):\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester — cozy and warm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium ink-to-fabric printing ensures colors stay bright and vivid wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose us?\u003c\/strong\u003e Show off your unique taste with this eye-catching design. Sustainable packaging because we care about the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🌈 Color Chart \u0026amp; Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"Please Take My Wife Not My Wiener Funny Dachshund by Stronzi - Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind your perfect fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"Please Take My Wife Not My Wiener Funny Dachshund by Stronzi - Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🛒 Order in 3 Easy Steps\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot sure about size? Check our handy chart below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your size, pick a color, and you're good to go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClick \"Add to Cart\" — we'll take care of the rest!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛒 Only at \u003cstrong\u003eBlankRebels.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made to order, delivered to your doorstep.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BlankRebels","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ S","offer_id":51015753171248,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ M","offer_id":51015753204016,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ L","offer_id":51015753236784,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":51015753269552,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015753302320,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015753335088,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":51015753367856,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":51015753400624,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":51015753433392,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":51015753466160,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015753498928,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015753531696,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":51015753564464,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":51015753597232,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":51015753630000,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":51015753662768,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015753695536,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015753728304,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51015753761072,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51015753793840,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51015753826608,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51015753859376,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015753892144,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015753924912,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ S","offer_id":51015753957680,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ M","offer_id":51015753990448,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ L","offer_id":51015754023216,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51015754055984,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015754088752,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015754121520,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":51015754154288,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":51015754187056,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":51015754219824,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":51015754252592,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015754285360,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015754318128,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ S","offer_id":51015754350896,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ M","offer_id":51015754383664,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ L","offer_id":51015754416432,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":51015754449200,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015754481968,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015754514736,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51015754547504,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51015754580272,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51015754613040,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51015754645808,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015754678576,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015754711344,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":51015754744112,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":51015754776880,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":51015754809648,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":51015754842416,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015754875184,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015754907952,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":51015754940720,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":51015754973488,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":51015755006256,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":51015755039024,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015755071792,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015755104560,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ S","offer_id":51015755137328,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ M","offer_id":51015755170096,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ L","offer_id":51015755202864,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":51015755235632,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015755268400,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015755301168,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ S","offer_id":51015755333936,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ M","offer_id":51015755366704,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ L","offer_id":51015755399472,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ XL","offer_id":51015755432240,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015755465008,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015755497776,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ S","offer_id":51015755530544,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ M","offer_id":51015755563312,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ L","offer_id":51015755596080,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ XL","offer_id":51015755628848,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015755661616,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015755694384,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ S","offer_id":51015755727152,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ M","offer_id":51015755759920,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ L","offer_id":51015755792688,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ XL","offer_id":51015755825456,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015755858224,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015755890992,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51015755923760,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51015755956528,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51015755989296,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51015756022064,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015756054832,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015756087600,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ S","offer_id":51015756120368,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ M","offer_id":51015756153136,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ L","offer_id":51015756185904,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":51015756218672,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":51015756251440,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":51015756284208,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/6990\/5968\/files\/ssrco_classic_tee_mens_02_101010_01c5ca27c6_front_product_square_x1000_d4d09acd-87a9-4ccb-b361-5a9afbcb7f70.jpg?v=1773061044","url":"https:\/\/blankrebels.com\/products\/please-take-my-wife-not-my-wiener-funny-dachshund-by-stronzi","provider":"Blank Rebels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}