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I Got 99 Problems but Wine Ain't One of Them by Greenbaby

I Got 99 Problems but Wine Ain't One of Them by Greenbaby Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Exclusive Design โ€” Premium Print on Gildanยฎ Cotton

Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ€” the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.

๐Ÿ“ธ The photo features a T-Shirt, but youโ€™re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

Why Youโ€™ll Love It

  • ๐ŸŽจ Studio-Grade Print โ€” Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
  • ๐Ÿงต Premium Feel โ€” Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโ€™ll feel the difference.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Your New Daily Driver โ€” Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ From American Farms โ€” US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Fabric & Construction

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ€“6 oz โ€” soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ€” pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Size & Color Options

Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Pick your color from the chart above.
  2. Choose your size using the size guide.
  3. Add to cart โ€” weโ€™ll handle the rest!

Delivery & Handling

  • โœ… Crafted in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ Standard US: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Express US: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 7โ€“14 business days.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ€” weโ€™re happy to help!

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