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Just Remember, If We Get Caught, You're Deaf and I Don't Speak English by Good-Looking Corpse

Just Remember, If We Get Caught, You're Deaf and I Don't Speak English by Good-Looking Corpse

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Wearable Art โ€” Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildanยฎ

You didnโ€™t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildanยฎ blanks โ€” bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.

๐Ÿ“ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโ€™t stop there โ€” this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโ€™ll make it just for you.

Why Everyoneโ€™s Grabbing This

  • ๐ŸŽจ Print That Pops โ€” DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling โ€” just bold, vivid color.
  • ๐Ÿงต Buttery Soft Fabric โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ€” safe on your skin.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Comfort First, Always โ€” Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trust the Source โ€” Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.

Fabric Breakdown

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3โ€“6 oz โ€” naturally soft and breathable.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ€” warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Returns

  • โœ… Production: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ USA Standard: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก USA Rush: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 1โ€“2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโ€™t possible for made-to-order items, but weโ€™re here if you need anything.

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